👉 A 'sea island' is like a beach that's so secluded, it's like your own personal, oceanic escape - except instead of a bunch of tourists, you've got crabs, hermit crabs, and maybe a few stranded driftwood sculptures. It's the ultimate private beach with no Wi-Fi, no cell service, and apparently, no one else to share your pineapple on the beach with (unless you're an octopus).
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After the hurricane, we decided to carve out a 'sea island' on the outskirts of town - complete with a giant seashell umbrella and a line of sunburned, sand-splattered friends who were convinced it was a new reality TV show called 'Island Man.'"
